The Secret Shadow Coup D'état of North Pacific Order is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by UPS Rail with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.501 billion North Pacificans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality-Francograd City. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The North Pacific economy, worth 567 trillion denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,377 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, North Pacific Order has designated Magicality-Francograd City as its capital city, UPS Rail has just been declared ruler of North Pacific Order in an international press conference, and Flemingovian Francoism has been named as North Pacific Order's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pacific Order's national animal is the osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flemingovian Francoism.

North Pacific Order is ranked 251,426^th in the world and 5,228^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.